Mar 17, 2008

My Grandma - The Snake Killer

This is my grandma:

She is 87. Her knees are really bad and she can barely get around anymore.

Having said that, when I talked to her on the phone the other day, she related this story to me (read with the sweetest old lady voice you can):

"There was a BIG black snake in the yard and I tried to chop him up with a hoe, but it didn't do anything to him!"

Hahahahahaha!!! I have this image of my little, sweet grandma hacking away at a big ass snake! First of all, I would've run the other way!

But not my grandma. She went after it with a friggin' hoe!!! But either it was too dull or she was too weak because it didn't put a dent in it, rofl!!! So there she is chopping at it while it's just squirming all over the place like, "WTF lady?!!"

My grandma so rocks!


DutchBitch said...

Can we hire her for shit like that?

Is she afraid of rats?

J. said...

Awwww ... I miss my Grammy.
Those old ladies kick ass and ask questions later.
And they're too funny.

ablondeblogger said...

~Dutchy- LOL! Probably not! It takes a lot to phase my grandma.

~J- Awww, J, I'm sorry. :( I can only imagine how you feel. ((((HUGS))))) You're so right about old ladies, though!

Pamela said...

I'd have wet my pants.