Mar 17, 2008

My Grandma - The Snake Killer

This is my grandma:



She is 87. Her knees are really bad and she can barely get around anymore.

Having said that, when I talked to her on the phone the other day, she related this story to me (read with the sweetest old lady voice you can):

"There was a BIG black snake in the yard and I tried to chop him up with a hoe, but it didn't do anything to him!"

Hahahahahaha!!! I have this image of my little, sweet grandma hacking away at a big ass snake! First of all, I would've run the other way!

But not my grandma. She went after it with a friggin' hoe!!! But either it was too dull or she was too weak because it didn't put a dent in it, rofl!!! So there she is chopping at it while it's just squirming all over the place like, "WTF lady?!!"

My grandma so rocks!

4 comments:

DutchBitch said...

Can we hire her for shit like that?

Is she afraid of rats?

J. said...

Awwww ... I miss my Grammy.
Those old ladies kick ass and ask questions later.
And they're too funny.

ablondeblogger said...

~Dutchy- LOL! Probably not! It takes a lot to phase my grandma.

~J- Awww, J, I'm sorry. :( I can only imagine how you feel. ((((HUGS))))) You're so right about old ladies, though!

Pamela said...

I'd have wet my pants.