This is my grandma:
She is 87. Her knees are really bad and she can barely get around anymore.
Having said that, when I talked to her on the phone the other day, she related this story to me (read with the sweetest old lady voice you can):
"There was a BIG black snake in the yard and I tried to chop him up with a hoe, but it didn't do anything to him!"
Hahahahahaha!!! I have this image of my little, sweet grandma hacking away at a big ass snake! First of all, I would've run the other way!
But not my grandma. She went after it with a friggin' hoe!!! But either it was too dull or she was too weak because it didn't put a dent in it, rofl!!! So there she is chopping at it while it's just squirming all over the place like, "WTF lady?!!"
My grandma so rocks!