Sometimes I say the dumbest things. Okay, not just sometimes.
Anyway, I was at Panera bread with my kids and I asked the two teenage boys at the register if the ham and swiss sandwich comes hot or cold.
"We can put it in the toaster," one of them said.
"Okay, good. Because I like it hot."
As soon as I said it, I was like, "Oh crap. I did not just say that."
I looked at the menu and ignored them to try to pretend like I did not just make a huge innuendo-sounding statement. And I could hear them snickering right in front of me.
I kept ignoring it for a minute or so and finally turned around and looked one of the pimply-faced teens in the eye with a "You are a total perv" look, and he stopped laughing immediately.
After we sat down to eat, one of the boys decided to take a walk around the restaurant for no apparent reason. He walked right towards us, looking at me and stopped at our table.
He asked if everything was good (he didn't ask the five million other people in the restaurant), and I told him it was.
You don't know how bad I wanted to say, "Oh my gosh, it's SO hot. Just the way I like it." Just to freak him out.
Only it probably wouldn't have freaked him out. It probably would've done the opposite which is just plain gross. So I guess it's good I played dumb and acted like it was perfectly normal for him to come ask us how our food was.
Silly boys. STUPID me!
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5 comments:
This is SOOOOO something I would say!
Heck... you did a good deed. You brightened their day.
Got to your blog from Our Wicked Weighs. Really enjoyed reading the ghostly experiences. Something is definately up! I would probably be scared out of my wits!
lol...what's up with kids today? it's 4:30 am and some 25 year old guy just asked me if he could drive over to my house to 'hang out'
waaa??
~BB- We are so alike!
~Pamela- ROFL! That's a good way to look at it...I think.
~Laura- So glad you came by! I PPH Jas and Erin! Yeah, something was definitely up. Things continue to happen on a nightly basis now. So much that I'd pretty much have to start up a separate blog for all the happenings, which I'm thinking about doing.
It's after 4 am as I type this and my bunny is thumping like crazy in his cage in my family room (which is a sign that there's "trouble" as far as the bunny is concerned). I've never heard him thump this hard, this many times. It's giving me goosebumps and I'm the only one up. I'm a little creeped out to say the least! Especially considering what happened here last night...but that's a long story.
~McKay- Total booty call! And you were up as late as me! It's almost 4:30 as I write this. Don't you HATE insomnia?!
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