Jan 11, 2008
I Like it Hot!
Sometimes I say the dumbest things. Okay, not just sometimes.
Anyway, I was at Panera bread with my kids and I asked the two teenage boys at the register if the ham and swiss sandwich comes hot or cold.
"We can put it in the toaster," one of them said.
"Okay, good. Because I like it hot."
As soon as I said it, I was like, "Oh crap. I did not just say that."
I looked at the menu and ignored them to try to pretend like I did not just make a huge innuendo-sounding statement. And I could hear them snickering right in front of me.
I kept ignoring it for a minute or so and finally turned around and looked one of the pimply-faced teens in the eye with a "You are a total perv" look, and he stopped laughing immediately.
After we sat down to eat, one of the boys decided to take a walk around the restaurant for no apparent reason. He walked right towards us, looking at me and stopped at our table.
He asked if everything was good (he didn't ask the five million other people in the restaurant), and I told him it was.
You don't know how bad I wanted to say, "Oh my gosh, it's SO hot. Just the way I like it." Just to freak him out.
Only it probably wouldn't have freaked him out. It probably would've done the opposite which is just plain gross. So I guess it's good I played dumb and acted like it was perfectly normal for him to come ask us how our food was.
Silly boys. STUPID me!
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Posted by BlondeBlogger at Friday, January 11, 2008