Ummm....What?

I was looking up prices for spa services in my area and came across this gem.

First, if you can get past the fact that this section is called "handsfeet" (as if they're attached), check out what they have to offer for children:

LITTLE PRINCESS PEDICURE

You girls feel like Princess when they dip their royal toes in to this Lavender Aphrodisia Oil soak. Toenail
nail will be shaped and polished. A fun shimmer lotion and a Tootsi toe ring of their choice are the
crowning touches. (For children under 10 years old)
$19

You girls feel like Princess. Me feel like Queen.

And which nail is the "toenail nail" exactly?

But the worst part? Did you catch it? They will dip my little girl's "royal toes in to this Lavender Aphrodisia Oil soak?"

Here's how aphrodisia is defined in the dictionary, just in case you weren't sure:

"an extreme state of sexual desire"

So is the goal to turn my little girl into a sex princess, or what? I think I'll pass.

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My husband nominated me for The Hot Blogger Calendar! Love him!

UPDATE: The rules changed and now everyone nominated goes on to be a finalist (before it was the people with the most nominations.) So I'll only need your help when it's opened up to voting and then I'll be bribing you all for votes. :)

And I want to say, in all seriousness (I'm TOTALLY not kissing up because I want to win...honest!), that my good friend Jane has done a kick-ass job putting this all together. She is one of the nicest people I know and I'm beyond thrilled that her creation is taking off as much as this has.

So, if anyone is giving her shit for anything, that pisses me off, because she and her friend Sarah (who is also behind this genius idea) are only two people and this sort of thing takes a lot of work. So to anyone giving them trouble, kindly back off. Kthx!