Accidental Flirting

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Okay, so here's the other dumb thing I did while Amanda and I were out the other night.

We drove past a store and this guy walked out that was perfection personified. I am totally not kidding when I say he was hotter than David Beckham and Brad Pitt combined. I don't know what he was even doing in our little town. (You can verify this with Amanda, who said he is the hottest guy she's ever seen)

Anyway, I naturally glanced in his direction. Attractive people automatically catch your eye of course. But I never look look. I don't believe in that.

As I was looking (plain looking, lol) at him, he turned and looked at me. And then....he gave me a seductive, smoldering, flirty smile. Which made me loose all my senses, what little I have.

So what did I do?

Umm...I'd like to say I turned my nose up at him, or just plain looked away, but I had two of my inner psychoses going on. My inherent need to be nice to everyone and my inherent need for everyone's approval.

So I smiled back. But in that split second, my mind didn't think to just reply with a "how 'ya doin' pal!" kinda smile. No, I instinctually felt the need to look good back so I smiled a cool smile that was....oh my gosh, dare I say it...a flirty kind of smile. It was a quick smile that said, "Oooh. You're looking at me THAT way." (meaning I was acknowledging that HE was looking at ME) And then I turned away.

And it all happened in a split second. I immediately was overcome with shame and guilt. I am totally serious! I don't believe in that kind of thing AT ALL! And if Rob ever did that it would KILL me.

I said to Amanda, "Oh my gosh, I think I just accidentally flirted with that guy." I don't think she really heard me, though, because she was so upset that she missed out on catching eyes with the Adonis-like creature herself. (she actually wanted to circle back and follow him, rofl!)

"I've so gotta tell Dad as soon as possible. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. I feel SOOOOO bad!!!"

So I told Rob on the phone what happened and he said two things. The first was, "I'm thinking you only confessed because Amanda saw it happen." hahahahaha (and no, I didn't, because she didn't see it happen...I told her)

And then he said, "I was hoping you'd tell me this means I get a free flirt card." Ummm....no way in hell!!!! He does not have the inner psychoses excuse that I do so it better not ever happen!

I'll be watching him like a hawk when we're out in case he's harboring under any delusions that I'd EVER let him get a free pass like that!